Saturday, August 18, 2012

'Helpful' tip #284: Just don't think about it!

More of my favourite advice on becoming pregnant. "Just don't think about it and it will happen."

Just don’t think about it

You are right.

I should ignore

The megaphones connected to my ovaries

The loud speaker connected to my vagina

The amplifier connected to my uterus

The heightened sensors in my breasts.

Actually,

I think I might just go ahead

And turn them all off.

Could you please

Show me where?

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  1. Anne and Riss @thelitladiesAugust 18, 2012 at 11:41 PM

    Hey, I think what you are writing is very powerful,Is there an endo group newsletter you could publish it in? Scratch that, there is a wider audience waiting to read your work. cheers Anne

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